Just a dime store poet

itsbritnyputa:

before and after listen to work bitch

thoodleoo:

what people think ancient greek and roman art is like: white marble statues, lots of columns, tasteful frescoes and mosaics with a lot of geometric patterns

what ancient greek and roman art is actually like:

bearzerky:

i can’t wait until october when there’s no sun outside and everything is cute colors and it’s cold and there are terrible horror movies on tv, my power is at its peak then

coolscar:

fiddynun:

coolscar:

there is literally nothing worse than accidentally eating a really soft grape

MAYBE EXCEPT YOU WHOLE FAMILY BEING MURDERED IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE

have you ever eaten a soft grape

carnival-phantasm:

umu-official:

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So many to choose from

Haha, there sure ar-

powerburial:

signedsincerelymegan:

powerburial:

just realized you don’t need to say 6am or 6pm. we already know the m is there so just write like 6a or 6p. can’t believe no one figured this trick out before.

or you could do the easy thing and say 0600 and 1800

yeah like adding a bunch of unnecessary zeroes is easy. you piece of shit. you fucking coward

topographicocean:

I fear the future where the children that played those horrific dentist / foot doctor / brain surgery / pregnant flash games control the world

hatemoshed:

me trying to decipher the half deleted internet fight

vickisigh:

when you accidentally befriend a really rude and annoying person

latosblog:

The reason people give up so fast is because they tend to look at how far they still have to go instead of how far they’ve come. You got this shit!